Mensa sells ads on membership cards.

Mensa 2014 membership card, with ad on back

As might be expected, Mensa America — the US branch of the international high IQ society — has taken a great leap forward and landed on the cutting edge of marketing. The Mensa 2014 membership card is “sponsored” by Layne Walker of Northwestern mutual.

Subtle throughout, there’s no call to action, no Web Site address, no motto, . . ., not even a mention of what Northwestern Mutual is. These lacunae might leave a lesser audience confused, but Mensans will have the intellectual fortitude to do an Internet search and then will learn that Layne Walker is an insurance agent in Lubbock, Texas. Those lacking mental firepower might find this curious, but to Mensa members it’s all instantly clear. Lubbock, Texas was the home of Buddy Holly, that American saint who is forever twenty-two and with us always in the night sky. For anyone who strained their lungs singing “My Country Tis of Thee” in kindergarten, a card with an ad from an insurance agent in Lubbock, Texas is like a splintery sliver of a relic of the cross for a Medieval pilgrim.

And just think where this innovation might lead. States can sell ads on drivers’ licenses. When you get pulled over in Arkansas, the motorcycle cop can learn about “HAL’S DUTY FOOTWEAR — LARGEST SELECTION FOR BOTH MEN AND WOMEN — FREE SHIPPING!” And then there are colleges, universities, and other institutions of higher learning. Promotional messages can be splattered all over diplomas like some diner placemat menu. And this advertising — for a reasonable one-time charge — will be good for decades. Years after an attorney’s graduation from law school, a client might glance up at a framed document and see “NIFTY BRAKE AND TUNE UP — MENTION THIS AD AND GET A FREE OIL CHANGE WITH ANY TUNE UP!”

Mensa membership card 2014 mailer